FIELD NOTE 01
Origin
Appeared near a glowing monitor at 03:17. Refused to elaborate.
SPECIMEN / FLYJAK
observed on-chain
class: memetic insect
mood: permanently unimpressed
status: buzzing
digital entomology archive / 001
flyjak
A fly with the face of a man who has seen one chart too many. No prophecy. No utility speech. It just keeps circling the light.
DO NOT TAP THE GLASS. IT WILL STILL BUY THE TOP.
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FIELD NOTE 02
Diet
Mostly green candles, stale memes and questionable conviction.
FIELD NOTE 03
Behavior
Circles liquidity repeatedly, then stares at you like it was your idea.
FIELD NOTE 04
Containment
Impossible. The specimen has already escaped into your timeline.